Just important as your President.

May 20

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chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

(via beyoncebeytwice)

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

(Source: jokwonnie, via beyoncebeytwice)

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

(via gr00vy-baby)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via bowlingforsoup)

witchpop:

*posts selfie* *loses follower*