May 2012
May 30th
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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
May 29th
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Anonymous asked: If you could be any literary character who would you be? And why?
May 29th
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Me all the time: What am I even doing.
May 29th
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May 29th
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fatherjameshoward: everything i say feat. omg　
May 29th
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May 29th
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tupacabra: tupacabra: you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1! nevermind i found it
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
May 28th
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87daysbefore: arrowsandblades: crzyblackidd: “Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback Download for free on Internet Explorer  oh yeah I found that by using bing
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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1 tag
May 26th
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baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
May 26th
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thatsmoderatelyraven: beyoncebeytwice: can’t wait for razr phones to make a comeback i didn’t know they left
May 26th
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tltty: #hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown　
May 26th
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the-vashta-nerada: you can keep your eurovision the only vision we have in america is the vision of FREEDOM
May 26th
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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my mom: hannah montana balances a double life and you can't even do the dishes
May 25th
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May 25th
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squidkneee: i want to kiss you and hug you and hold you and play with your hair and sleep with you and make you laugh and stare at you and play games with you and make you win on purpose and cuddle with you at night and eat breakfast with you and then eat lunch and dinner with you and i wanna listen to music with you and cry with you and go to class with you and duel blog with you and i dont...
May 25th
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May 25th
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do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via manosukestoned420)
May 25th
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gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
May 25th
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May 25th
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snarg: i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this
May 25th
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i’m so bored that i’m watching grease 2 on netflix this is what’s become of my life
May 24th
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2 tags
May 24th
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2 tags
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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6 tags
May 24th
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May 24th
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phlynn: The lie detector results are in Your hips, have lied…
May 24th
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partyintheusanus: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
May 24th
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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