February 2012
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Watchhotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heytinafey)
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beyoncebeytwice:
blue ivy better hurry up with that first single smdh
youaremynirvana:
New drug for depressed lesbians called Trydixagen
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
beyoncebeytwice:
when a website doesn’t let me copy an image i just take a snapshot of it
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
“IT’S A FREE COUNTRY”
– the ultimate comeback in 3rd grade (via ilovesquidward)
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brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or i’m gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via lungs-)
butthorn:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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Anonymous asked: Your blog is awesome. I wish you'd get on here more than just on the weekends...:(
me: hi
british person: hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: whats up
british person: just hanging out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: ok
british person: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister downloaded this...
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pfefferi:
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
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exit152:
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
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