chlotana: baby-youremyliquor: chlotana: why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me? literally what the fuck
friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
witchpop: *posts selfie* *loses follower*
croutoncat: powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
sexypotassium: the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and yo stanky weave
diglettdevious: This was worth the 6 seconds.
fromonesurvivortoanother: commanderinqueef: imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?” *puff puff* “thanks little buddy”